Enough Said

Pseudo Food.

Today I walked past a restaurant.

It said:

HALAL THAI CUISINE

Okay, not that I'm trying to be rude here, but seriously. Halal Thai cuisine?

I don't eat Thai food all that often, but I DO know that Thai cuisine is hardly ever Halal!

How can you deem Thai food Halal if you don't have the important ingredient of, I'm sorry but pardon me saying this, pork?

I honestly don't understand how a restaurant ends up having their main selling point to be Thai cuisine, but without pork. That's just strange. It's just not Thai food anymore!!! Try going to Thailand, ask for Halal food, they'll say "no hab" for sure.

Makes us all wonder if they're going to open new outlets like "Halal Irish Food", or "Halal Jamaican Food". I don't see how that is a selling point. If the food's Halal, there'll be a sign somewhere, if not, then run along somewhere else that's Halal then!

I wonder if the owner is local, and some part of me is hoping he/she isn't... because it's just rather embarrassing if you ask me. Halal food should be Halal food. Not Halal (add nationality here) food. I don't think I'm gonna be trying out their food anytime soon.

Spot The Difference.

Let's move on to the very famous sister of Celeste.



Photo before,
photo after.
Uh oh honey, that's just unglamourous, even for a "model". Don't ever get too engrossed in your own face to not notice that your titties are spilling out.

In case you failed to spot the difference, yes, the difference is in the tit-spill.

I reckon that the Straits Times ought to have this.

P.S. both photos of which, were posted up on http://www.friendster.com/ and her very own website, so no, i did NOT photoshop them.

The Cyber Delusion

We live in a world of cyberfucked reality ... of pre-meditated language concretized by computers. We don’t understand real relationships anymore :

Shall we be friends? Sure! Just look at my picture. Think I look friendly? Hot? Add me to your list. Your long list of friends. Your long list of friends and your database of memories. Connected not by emotion but by a clickable link. I’m not empty. I have 16,000 friends. I have their pictures to prove it. I have every little lie they put down in their profile to back up their worth and mine...

1. Why the hell would anyone WANT 16,000 friends? That's a helluva lot of people to cater for if you were to throw a party.

2. Why the hell is our national paper deeming this kind of nonsense important enough to put on the front page?

3. Since Celeste Chen has so many friends, all of whom are affluent enough to be online, I think at least ONE of them should have the decency to buy her a comb and save the rest of us the visual agony.

Why would people want to be randomly connected to everyone in the world? Many of us can barely handle getting on public transport without a pair of headphones to help us escape the physical reality of being surrounded by SO. MANY. PEOPLE. Add a stranger to your list of "friends"??? You could very well be adding the guy you glared at on the 76 for coughing in your face or rubbing up against your ass.

Social networking sites that net strangers together in a big anonymous mass will always puzzle me. But not more than the people who join them. How much of a loser do you have to be to sit in the solitude of your own reflection, amassing 16,000 avatars?

What Is Religion Anymore?

After having a long discussion with a friend on the topic of religion, I have concluded that the world is still biased towards men. Not in a totally good way, I feel that sometimes it's just cruel how men can end up treating women, and use religion as an excuse.

I'm not particularly going to start a religious debate, but we all know that certain religions ban the use of contraceptives. To me, that's just really, really fucked up. It's like another shit excuse for horny men to screw their wives without condoms. We all know it feels better, but what the hey, your woman isn't some sort of child-producing machine.

Giving men the right to have more than one wife? Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of marriage? What does the damned husband expect them to do, stay at home and play five stones with each other?

I've a friend who ended up with his wife and his girlfriend live in the same house, and share the same bed as him. He'd sleep in the centre every night. Even he said it was fucked up after a while.

It just makes you wonder, why is religion promoting infidelity?

I honestly wonder what this kid was thinking - read this.

She reminds me of those psycho christians who scream AMEN!!! to every fucking thing the pastor/priest says in church. It makes you wonder if they are worshipping God, or if they're worshipping the fucking pastor.


I've nothing against Christians. I don't. It just cracks me up to see stupid people who do things for the sake of doing them, like speaking in tongues and trying to slain people. I fucking hate Christians who INSIST you follow them to church.

Of course, there are about a couple of churches here in Singapore that are like that, churches who spend thousands of dollars on vocal training, sound systems, wardrobe, hair and makeup.

I wonder who are the dip-shits that actually bother to go, and say "praise the lord, amen" to every single thing that comes out of the unqualified, self-proclaimed pastor's mouth.

I find them very cult-like. And hypocritical of course.

Cool Right?

I've been blog surfing, and I'm NOT the only one who posted this shit.

Is there something wrong with her speech?

I love the way she KEEPS saying "cool right".

You tell me.

LOL.

Look who's coming out in the papers. :)

I can't fucking wait.

The Celeste.

The blog craze, the people craze. Everyone tries to be like Paris Hilton, nobody seems to be able to make it. Which comes to my topic today: Celeste Chen.

Really, could somebody tell me what is the big deal about her? You get little people tagging on her comments page, saying things like:

1. hey cel is the red colour ube you are wearing bough from topshop? pls reply, i have been lookinf for a red tube for a very long time. Much appreciaion(:dw 05.30.07 - 10:12 am

2. Hie... my ie know which facial foam euu use? yourr complexion iis likk damnn nicee lorr.Anonn 05.29.07 - 2:57 am

3. hey celeste.. need your help.. wr you get your push up bras??Appreciate.. Thanks!ger 05.28.07 - 9:33 am

Okay, so we get that celeste has many fans. The question is because??!!

You watch the video, and you tell me if that girl has any brains whatsoever.



Now we all know she isn't pretty,

With that many faces, you should gather some idea... (NOTE: I did not elongate the photo, her face is naturally quite flat, as in scrunged up together.)

That's not the only thing that's flat...

She's bought her own dot com, - http://www.celestechen.com/ duh!!- blogs like a celebrity, and if I'm not wrong, from reading her blog, I don't think she's even passed her N levels yet.

Does she actually think she's hot???
Someone please tell me that I'm not the only one that finds her killing other people's brain cells.

Let's say Grace... No... Click the play button.

It amazes me how spoilt Singaporean families are these days. Here's something I saw down at MOS burger just earlier today:



There you have it, a portable DVD player at a fast food joint. Accompanied by the maid who feeds the other son, who's actually old enough to feed himself. I wonder if they're trying to show off how wealthy they actually are, or are Singaporean children nowadays just incapable of going without entertainment for one fucking burger?

Whatever happened to meals with the family anymore?

I couldn't resist taking the picture. Of course, I had to do the whole "black-the-eyes-out" routine.

Welcome to The Cretin Gallows.

I initially wanted to write some sort of long entry as an introduction, but I decided against it. Welcome to The Cretin Gallows, where I, and maybe several others, will show and tell some of most the jaw-dropping, ghastly, and hilarious people that we've ever come across. Enjoy.